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Friday, September 07, 2007
Ugh, I Think I Had Chocolate Chip Cookie Food Poisoning
That is SO wrong. The was a purchased cookie, from a fancy schmancy story. Its name rhymes with Mole Dudes. I can’t think that it could be anything else but the cookie, since I tossed said cookie two nights in a row, and then was pretty much down for the count because I felt horrid. It takes very little to knock me down for the count. How will I ever trust delicious chocolate chip cookies again???
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Hey…
WTF? I think what you and your beloved need to do is get out of your house, and have someone do a smudging ritual to get all of the bad f@#!ing energy out of that house…
Food poisoning… Geez man… from COOKIES?? I have never heard of anyone having that from cookies.
Flippy… three words…
GET OUT… SMUDGE!
on 09/07 at 08:30 PM -
I think it’s biologically impossible to be poisoned by chocolate. Trust me, I should know. It must be one of those weird healthy teas you ingest.
P.S. I have smudge, and an abalone shell w/beach sand to put it out in. Seriously. I told you you should buy my house.
Helly on 09/07 at 08:52 PM -
Not poisoned by chocolate, but by a chocolate-chip cookie. And Kristine, how can it be the house if I’m getting sick from the cookie, and Leigh-Ann isn’t? Her guess is maybe bad eggs or something and she didn’t have as much of it as I did.
We’ve thought about us being sick from the house, but we have six parrots who are still alive. Although, li’l Bubbe (in the afterlife also known as Zayde, oops, the bird store guessed wrong about “her” gender) died very young. Nobody else seems sick, except for Keno and her brain crazies, but the others are fine. We thought Keno’s brain crazies came from Sam building his house near her window. Also, Leigh-Ann was sick before we moved here...and I’ve only been sick for about a year.
Helly, Georgia sounds lovely - give us a year or two. We need to find a house with a guesthouse...build one. That way we could have relatives visiting for extended periods, without driving us crazy with their wacky schedules of getting up in the morning and going to bed at night. Strange stuff, man.
Kristine, c’mere and do a smudging ritual. Or heck, you & Helly both come out. You fly to Atlanta to pick Helly up, then both fly to Vegas to smudge us.
Healthy tea.
That’s funny. I think we balance out our healthy tea with Milkfuls, Starburst ("Berries & Creme” is delicious), and Fiddle Faddle (blue box only). Oh, and Dan’s chocolate. Mmmmm. See, we survived chocolate truffles, but not a fancy shmancy cookie. And I’m sad, that cookie was pretty good. Since tossing them, I’m off cookies for a while. Honestly, I’ve had some low-grade queasiness for a bit, so I’m off a lot of things. I need to get my medical marijuana license, and that’ll fix some things for me...and save me money on pain meds and the expensive products required to cure the side effects.
on 09/08 at 11:50 PM -
Mark, the biologist, says the thing that makes you sick is something you ingested like 12 to 24 hours before you start puking. Although it can depend on what it is. It’s normal to blame the last thing eaten. I haven’t been able to eat macadamia nuts for years after one bad night of throwing up. I hope it wasn’t really the cookies and that you can welcome cookies back into your life with time.
Nancy on 09/10 at 06:57 AM -
Under normal circumstances, I would agree with Mark, the biologist. However, I didn’t eat anything different from normal & Leigh-Ann ate all the same things. Plus, I got sick immediately after eating the cookie, two nights in a row. I know that food poisoning isn’t supposed to affect you that quickly, although it could’ve been some sort of weird allergy from the cookie. I get that way after eating MSG (although very unlikely to be in the cookie) and I have a friend who immediately throws up when she takes ibuprofen. It’s weird.
My goal, sooner rather than later, is to welcome chocolate chip cookies back into my life. It was such a good tasting cookie. I can’t believe I haven’t heard back from Whole Foods yet. That’s not very good concern for my well-being. Hrumph.
on 09/10 at 07:19 AM
