Monday, June 13, 2005

Tito, Get Me a Tissue

Jackson found Not Guilty.

You know Jackson is so completely guilty that it would be funny if he could sway a jury to come around to his side.  Even with high-priced lawyers, he’s for sure guilty of causing all the cat fights in the house.  There’s no way that boy should be acquitted.  Oh wait, wrong Jackson.  My bad.  You know it. This is Jackson Monroe, feline variety.

To be fair to the Michael Jackson jury, I was on a child molestation jury last year.  Every single person I knew voiced an opinion when I told them the subject matter...from cops to family members to regular old friends.  Every single person felt the guy was guilty, even though I’d revealed nothing about the case besides the child molestation aspect.  The story was kinda creepy, but the girl retracted the story, the evidence was scant.  The guy seemed skanky, but there was no way reasonable people could find him guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.  We at first had a couple of hold outs because their “gut feeling” told them he was guilty.  They had to be told that gut feelings mean nothing in a court case.  Evidence is everything and the evidence didn’t prove the case.  We may have let an innocent or guilty man free, but the evidence forced us to do so.  I understand how the Jackson jury feels.  They probably think Michael Jackson is a skanky weirdo who sleeps with kids, but the evidence didn’t prove anything more than sleeping, so their hands were tied.  The only thing decent that can come of this is that other parents don’t let their kids sleep over at his house.  What sane parent would?

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1. Look at his eyes! He’s *so* obviously guilty! 

   And letting your kids sleep in a bed with a grown man is creepy, whoever the grown man may be and whatever may or may not happen.

    on  06/14  at  04:10 AM

2. Yeah, he *is* guilty.  Just tonight, he tried to tussle with the other little boys.  I’m for
   sure not going to let my children sleep with him.

    on  06/14  at  09:19 PM

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