Flippy - I Rant, You Read
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
The Daily Factoid - Pants
Our little dogs got in a fight tonight. When they were romping, Phoenix accidentally jumped on Cricket’s repaired back legs, which pisses Cricket off. She was snarling and wouldn’t stop getting in Phoenix’s face. She’ll usually back off if I just yell at her.
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P.S. Do not try to break up big dog fights in this manner.
Leigh-Ann on 12/06 at 10:37 PM -
They’re not just pants……….they’re lesbian pants!
Sincerely,
Every male that thinks lesbians are hot.Silent Leanne on 12/07 at 03:22 AM -
Awesome! Doodle and Lucy do this all the time, next time i whip out the pants.
Jess on 12/07 at 11:04 AM -
I wonder if the power of pants would work in other situations? Say on the boss at the office? Or when someone cuts in front of me at the bank? Next time I encounter a confrontational situation, I will just whip off my pants and start flailing them around.
Expat on 12/07 at 11:43 AM -
What do you do if your pants start fighting?
on 12/08 at 02:04 AM -
Leigh-Ann—no, the big dog fights get plastic trash containers thrown. And sometimes water. I wonder if it would work if we just tossed a pair of pants in the middle. They might think it so stupid, they’d stop to scratch their heads.
Leanne—hmm, I was breaking up a fight between girl dogs. It was probably just the pants, not that they were lesbian pants.
Jess—try it, let me know how it goes. Perhaps I could market the Doggie Fight Breakup Pants.
Expat—I guarantee that if you whip off your pants at the bank, you will certainly distract the line cutter and be able to move toward your lawful place in line. That is, if they don’t arrest you.
NN—I only use one pair, for just that reason.
on 12/08 at 01:32 PM
