Saturday, August 06, 2005

Please Give Me Those 122 Minutes Of My Life Back

We just finished watching Napoleon Dynamite and except for the election dance scene, I wanted to scoop my eyeballs out and place them somewhere where they could watch something better than a first grade play.  In fact, a first grade play would’ve been better than this movie.  Can someone please tell me why they liked it?  Thankfully, we recorded it off one of the movie channels, so we didn’t actually go to a theater and pay for it.  I honestly would’ve asked for my money back…and I have NEVER asked for my money back at the theater.  Oh my god, it was so horrible.  If we’d actually saved it to watch on my birthday tomorrow, I might have cried.  Copious tears.  If someone made money writing and filming this, I’m ready for my career in the movies.  I’ll write the screenplay and act.  You won’t get a dance scene, but other than that, I could give you the same crappy dialogue.

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1. > Give me some of your tots!

   >> No, go find your own.

   > Come on, give me some of your tots.

   >> No, I’m freakin’ starving! I didn’t get to eat anything today.

   I love that show!  We have only seen it like freaking twelve times already.  Gosh!

   

   Expat  on  08/10  at  11:28 AM

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