Flippy - I Rant, You Read
Monday, January 23, 2006
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Flippy!
- Lightning strikes flippy over seven times every hour.
- Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw flippy into a volcano it would stop erupting.
- New Zealand was the first place to allow flippy to vote.
- The state nickname of Iowa is ‘The flippy state’!
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill flippy!
- It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be flippy.
- Flippy can be seen from space!
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear flippy had to pay a special flippy tax!
- Contrary to popular belief, flippy is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
- Flippy is the world’s tallest woman.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nn!
1. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Nn.
2. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Nn!
3. There are 336 dimples on Nn!
4. White chocolate isn’t technically chocolate, because it doesn’t contain Nn.
5. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Nn.
6. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Nn, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
7. Nn once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
8. Without its lining of Nn, your stomach would digest itself!
9. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Nn had to pay a special Nn tax.
10. The international dialling code for Nn is 672.on 01/25 at 12:13 PM -
This part concerned me:
“Flippy can be seen from space!”
That is, until I read this part:
“Flippy is the world’s tallest woman.”
ROFL!!!
Expat on 01/25 at 01:45 PM -
I think this is my all-time favorite meme-y thing. And now I know that thanks to the Nn lining, my stomach won’t digest itself. I’m much relieved.
And indeed, I am the world’s tallest woman. We’re measuring based on the Flippy Curve.
on 01/25 at 10:39 PM
