Saturday, January 29, 2005

Mandarin Oranges, I love them so

Oh, I love to eat them every...day and if you ask me why, I’ll say...cuz Dole Mandarin Oranges are the greatest love of all.  The great...est, love, of AAAALLLLL.  My apologies to Oscar Mayer and Whitney Houston.  Scratch that, just Oscar Mayer.  Whitney Houston makes me mad, what with pissing away her talent and staying with that loser of a wife-beating, drug-addicted husband of hers.

Oh yeah, the oranges.  They come in a new big ol’ bottle and I could eat the whole thing in one sitting.  But, I’m not a glutton (usually), so I stop myself.  Darned Vons site didn’t have the picture of my new beloved bottle of oranges, so I faked it.  They look like this.  Yum!

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