Flippy - I Rant, You Read
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Killer Squirrels From, Uh, The Roof
I did a search here and I didn’t tell my squirrel story, so here it is, copied from a message board: My scariest story was when I was staying at my parents’ house in CA when they were in Vegas and I heard scurrying footsteps on the roof, above the second story. The second story is an add-on, so it doesn’t go the full length of the house, it’s just over the garage. I went to the kitchen, got a huge knife and was going to walk up the stairs...then it struck me, that’s what people do in scary movies and you’re always thinking, “What a moron, get out of there!” So, instead, I took the big knife, got my car keys and left...barefoot. I found out later that it was squirrels running on the roof. Oops. I’m a sissy.
And see, now that you know what the house looks like, you can picture squirrels running along the roof, terrifying me.
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