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Friday, August 18, 2006
I’m Saved From My Crystal Meth Habit By Wal-Mart
My reading glasses (eh, what’s that? I can’t hear you) were ready early today. I got them at Wal-Mart because we live in a still semi-new area of town and I didn’t feel like driving halfway across town to get some specs at the mall. So, while we were there, we figured we’d buy some Excedrin and Sudafed to ease the pain of this motherfucking pain in my motherfucking head (Mom, Dad, it’s from a movie - your child would never swear like this, at least not anywhere near the African Grey) and we figured, what the heck, it’ll be cheap. Omigawd, the generic Excedrin was 94 CENTS! Less than a dollar! Do they have children in sweatshops making generic meds now too?
Oh yeah, my point. This is the first time I’ve had to buy Sudafed since the government decided that anyone who wants to buy over-the-counter sinus pills needs to register like a damned criminal. I had to give the girl my driver’s license, she had to enter all of the information into her creepy Wal-Mart computer. I then I had to sign something proving it was me. I now feel so much safer knowing I can’t buy too many sinus pills to furnish my crystal meth lab in the spare bedroom. Never mind that ”However, decreases in domestic methamphetamine production have been offset by increased production in Mexico.”, we all feel safer now that Wal-Mart has registered my personal information because I bought one package of Sudafed.
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So the real question is: when are you cooking up your next batch?
Seriously though, the stupid meth heads have made this one big pain in our asses.
some girl on 08/19 at 05:46 AM -
Ah, if only I could cook. My culinary skills leave much to be desired. I need the Crystal Meth: Real Crystal Meth in 20 Minutes - Easy Recipes for the Lazy Addict cookbook.
on 08/19 at 08:28 PM -
I had to sign off on Anthony’s Pedia Care Infant formula decongestant, and that felt pretty stupid. I mean, unless you you were marketing crystal meth to a colony of ants. I hope your headache goes away really soon. Sinus headaches are a bitch. You can’t lean over, right?
Nancy on 08/20 at 09:19 AM
