Tuesday, February 22, 2005

I’m Hip-Mo-Tized - Tricia Kean’s Cleavage Winked At Me Today

I swear I was just minding my own business, watching the news, trying to keep abreast (heh) of the flooding situation at our front door when Tricia Kean’s breasts jumped out of her top.  Imagine my surprise.  Seriously, I don’t recall her ever dressing like that before—she’s supposed to be our attractive, yet non-threatening consumer affairs reporter.  This anchor position has had an augmenting effect on her appearance, I guess.  Anyway, I suddenly noticed myself staring at her breasts.  I don’t even particularly care about breasts, much less Tricia Kean’s, but I was mesmerized.  Hey, how embarrassing would it be if she read this?  Local Las Vegas lesbian notices Tricia Kean’s breasts.  Update at 11.

And seriously, could it just stop raining?  RIGHT.  NOW.  Our street keeps flooding, our back yard is a lake, our kitchen window that was already leaking in one spot sprung a leak in a second spot, and we suddenly have a leak in the garage wall.  It needs to end soon or we’ll either be washed away by the rapids in front of the house or the house will get soggy and collapse.

Did you know that you can have doughnuts or pizza or KFC (or refrigerators!) delivered to someone in the Philippines?  It’s so cool.  It’s just like going online and ordering Papa John’s to be delivered from a block away, but in.the.PHILIPPINES!  Anyway, check it out Pinas Gift.

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1. you bitch she is related to me

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