Friday, November 17, 2006

Idiots of the Day - Inhofe, Cafferty, and Simpson

First, James Inhofe (R-OK) In an interview with Fox and Friends this morning, outgoing Chairman of the Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works James Inhofe (R-OK) argued that the current wave of unprecedented warming is due to “natural changes.” “God’s still up there,” Inhofe said, and to the extent there is warming going on, it is “due to the sun.”   So, uh, if God’s up there, why did he allow global warming to even start?  Huh?  Huh?  Answer me that, Mr. Smartie Religious Nut.

Jack Cafferty of CNN on the (mostly recently) kidnapped soldiers in Iraq:  Well on the point that Michael Ware was making. That the people who are fomenting this kind of activity over there aren’t stupid. They understand with the results of the U.S. midterm elections that there are a lot of unanswered questions in this country about what happens next. And they are going to use that opportunity to make hay while the sun shines if you pardon a kind of poor play on words. But our uncertainty and lack of direction at this moment simply creates another opportunity for the bad guys and they are taking full advantage of it.   Yeah, because before the elections, everything was going swimmingly over there.  No one was ever kidnapped/killed before November 7th, right?  Where should we start?  A list of journalists?  Iraqi academics?  British soldiers?  Random foreigners?  How about American troops?  Yup, Jack, no killin’ & kidnappin’ going on before the Democrats were elected.  Nope, just peace, love, and puppies.

O.J. Simpson - really, is there anything more to say than, “This man is a murdering pig”?  Naw, I didn’t think so. 

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1. “So, uh, if God’s up there, why did he allow global warming to even start?  Huh?  Huh?”

   So that when it gets warm enough, he can make cookies out of us humans.  COOOOOOKIIIIIESSS! That’s all he’s thinking.

   celinus  on  11/23  at  06:07 AM

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