Flippy - I Rant, You Read
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Idiot of the Day - Tom Cruise
First, for his idiotic “fool in love” behavior on Oprah. I don’t know who’s buying it, but from checking out the web, not many people. Also, Tom-baby, when you’re wooing a virgin, what’s the point of rose petals all over the room? Either she isn’t a virgin or you’re wanting more from her than she’s ready to give. But enough about the silliness of you blathering on about a three week old relationship with a child. Your most heinous crime of the week—bashing Brooke Shields for taking Paxil for her Postpartum Depression and telling her she should have taken “vitamins”. Yes, Dr. Cruise, she wanted to kill herself, but Flintstones vitamins would’ve come to the rescue, I’m sure. Until you give birth and have your hormones raging, or heck, even get a medical degree, then keep your phony toothy mouth shut. You know what, even if you do manage to give birth somehow and go to med school, still go away. We’ve all had enough of your phoniness to last a lifetime. Hey, you know what, maybe if you take enough vitamins, you’ll be cured of your utterly repulsive behavior. Try ‘em. Send email to let us know if they work. Hey, maybe the vitamins will work for the rent boys you keep suing too. Vitamins are magical.
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<<Your most heinous crime of the week—bashing Brooke Shields for taking Paxil for her Postpartum Depression and telling her she should have taken “vitamins”. >>
Oh wow, that’s so hilarious.
P.S. Whenever my mom and I see some really, really bad acting, we always laugh and say that these bad actors graduated from the “Tom Cruise School of Acting”.
on 05/27 at 08:54 PM
