Flippy - I Rant, You Read
Friday, February 04, 2005
Idiot of the Day - Terrell Owens
“It really doesn’t matter what a doctor says. I’ve got the best doctor of all and that’s God.”
Yeah, yeah, God cares deeply about your ankle and the Super Bowl. It’s right up there on the list with deciding which boxer should beat the crap out of the other. Right behind, of course, world peace, poverty, natural disasters and the ever rising price of gas. God is always sayin’, “Screw those starving little children, I’m gonna watch me some football and have me a beer. You sit right down next to me. Hey, check out that picture-in-picture—look at those little kids eating dirt. Hahaha! Anyway, back to the game. Who do you like, Eagles or Patriots? Get this, I was talking to Terrell the other night and I told him his ankle would be fine and what I wanted, above all else in the world, was for him to play that game. It’s funny who I chose to smite this year, even though they thanked me for every touchdown: Matt Hasselbeck, David Carr, Kurt Warner, oh, and many others. But Terrell, God was looking out for you, he was.”
Next entry: Refinancing - C'mon Over, Watch Me Tear My Hair Out Previous entry: Idiot of the Day - Parents Television Council
