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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Idiot of the Day - Jeb Bush

Aw, it’s nice to share the idiocy wealth in the Bush family occasionally.

Just before Father’s Day, Gov. Jeb Bush announced that he wanted every public school in Florida to host a Christian-based program designed to increase fathers’ participation in their children’s lives.

The program, All Pro Dad, combines a biblical foundation with the draw of popular professional athletes to promote the belief that “the father is the head of the household” and that men should rely on God to help them be better parents and keep their marriages intact. It also encourages Bible reading.

Oh yeah, Jeb is such a shining example of fatherhood.  His daughter is a drug addict, his brother was a cokehead alcoholic and is currently a liar, and his wife Columba didn’t declare $19,000 worth of goods on her way back from Paris.  That certainly convinces me how valuable that there bible readin’ is.  You know what, no one in my family is religious, none of us are drug addicts, we all went to college and none of us has been arrested.  Let’s bring cultural Judaism into all the schools - we’ll celebrate the holidays and our ancestors, and live as good human beings.  Wow, what a concept, we didn’t need to learn how to be decent human beings from a book.

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  1. All Bushes are evil and NOT to be trusted!

    (Whew, I have tried like 4 times to comment here. Your blog doesn’t
    like me for some reason! I had to use my work email address and take
    off my URL)

     on  07/06  at  02:06 PM
  2. i agree, bushies = ev-IL

    jenB  on  07/09  at  07:58 PM
  3. haha. funny stuff. Anyone named “Jeb” is a big silly.

     on  11/14  at  03:06 PM

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