Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Idiot of the Day - “In Surmation Go To Hell”

First, a little background information.  Leigh-Ann and I own/admin two private message boards and three public message boards.  Our most popular board has over 7000 users.  Once upon a time it was a very very busy site, which took hours a day to moderate, especially because most of the members are teenagers.  Anyway, in the beginning, we used to wish each member a personal happy birthday - their birthdays are in their profiles.  After a while, it just got to be too time-consuming, so we asked our programmer to write a modification that would send out birthday messages automatically once a day.  That board has been running since December ‘02, with obviously many thousands of birthday wishes sent out.  We send them from my Birthday Fairy account, which I’ve neglected to check for, oh, ten months.  Oops.  There usually isn’t any rush to check my private messages there because users are usually only writing back to say thanks for the birthday wishes, and occasionally to tell me what they did for their birthday.  Today I got the most awesome private message I have ever received, both in rudeness and in entertainment value.  Keep in mind that birthday messages are received on the board only, not sent in email.  Some users have email notifications turned on so they know when someone has written to them.

Now, for the masterpiece you have been awaiting:

fuck you u know not everybody likes there fuckin birthday and furthermore 1 person has this mail adress my x wife i check this daily 2 see if she wants 2 talk 2 me and i got a new message this morning(when no 1 has this adress)so i wonder what was going on through my head i hope u realise that u didnt mind your own business and now ill be licky 2 not kill myself by the days end but u said happy bday 2 someone u dont know so in your eyes ur a fuckin saint and screw the falloff because u dont know me and really dont and never did give a shit, so im waisting my time in surmation go to hell

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1. Ah, the life of a teenager.  Good times!

   Leigh-Ann  on  06/01  at  12:27 AM

2. My favorite part of the whole message is the bit about him being “licky”.

   Helly  on  06/01  at  12:56 PM

3. x wife, you say? GET OUT! How could anyone resist someone who’ll be licky not kill themselves by the days end!

   God Bless the Internet!

   Dana  on  06/01  at  01:19 PM

4. Woah! Nice. Srsly.

   jess  on  06/02  at  09:54 AM

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