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Friday, January 28, 2005
Idiot of the Day - Dick Cheney
Hey, check out the dude that dressed inappropriately for the 60th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz. Which country does he represent again? Oh yeah, us. Great. A multimillionaire can’t find someone to advise him how to dress appropriately, even though the leaders (or their representatives) of EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IN ATTENDANCE managed to figure out how to be somber. I really just cannot believe that he had his name embroidered on his parka. It’s something Cartman would do.
You may be wondering about that asterisk up there. For good reason. I accidentally wrote “coats” and I thought it was too much trouble to rewrite everything on the picture, so I airbrushed the “s” out and added the * (no, I didn’t add Bush, silly). Why the stuff in red is fuzzy, I don’t know. All I know is, I’m no artist, man. So, if you’d like to hire me for internet work (please do, I’m great with people in email—I don’t even subject them to my politics, I swear), don’t hire me to make graphics, unless you’re looking for 4th grade work. Although, if you’re looking for that interesting amateurish angle, I’m yer gal.
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Are you taking nominations for Idiot of the Day or is it the blog-mistress’ choice?
Hey..what if you become FAMOUS??
Victor on 01/28 at 06:19 PM -
This photo, while disgusting on so many levels, tells the whole story in one important detail.
Note where he’s holding the event program - between his sprawled-out legs, below his knees. This demonstrates his level of interest in this memorial - ZERO.
The ski cap is a nice touch if you’re robbing a liquor store, NOT for paying tribute to vicims of a death camp. What a bastard. What a tool. What a DICK.
Love the blog.
Mallo on 01/28 at 06:37 PM -
Clearly he has no reason to even TRY to hide his contempt for humanity anymore. If you aren’t
helping them further their agenda, they have no use for you. What possible use, much less compassion
could they have for 5 million dead Jews?Victor on 01/28 at 06:48 PM -
Coolness, comments! You guys, your check is in the mail. And sure, I’ll take Idiot of the Day nominations. Often, it’s so
hard to choose.Flippy on 01/28 at 06:59 PM -
I know they don’t give a shit, but if you don’t give a shit and don’t care who knows you don’t give a shit, why go at all?
At least they didn’t send Jenna Bush, who not only would have dressed inappropriately, but would have looked like a slut in the bargain. At least Cheney only looks like a dirty old drunk who’s crashed a party.
Apparently his military parka is the (outraged) talk of the European press. Aren’t we all sooooo proud?
Mallo on 01/28 at 07:01 PM -
He doesn’t care about LIVE Iraqis, why should he care about Dead Jews? It clearly shows what contempt the whole administration has for the rest of the world.
As for robbing a liquor store - hell, this guy has not only robbed our treasury, he’s robbed our country of dignity. Asshole is too kind of a word to describe him.
TahoeT on 01/28 at 07:06 PM -
My apologies…it’s not that he doesn’t care about 5 million dead Jews. He doesn’t care about 6 milliion
dead Jews. Funny comment about him looking like a dirty drunk that crashed the party. I was going to
say he looks like the idiot cousin your mother MADE you invite to your birthday party.Victor on 01/28 at 07:12 PM -
As bad as the sitting down picture is, the picture of him walking in his dopey parka is SO much worse.
And “preview” doesn’t seem to work, so don’t use it or you’ll lose your post and probably be angry.
Flippy on 01/28 at 07:27 PM -
What gets me is that he not only can’t dress like a gentleman, he can’t sit like one either. Is it somehow considered manly to sit with your legs sprawled apart? Bush* does that as well, and it’s so obnoxious.
No wonder his wife writes lesbian novels. He’s probably ‘too much man’ for her.
Mallo on 01/28 at 07:29 PM
