Friday, June 17, 2005

Idiot of the Day - Carl Everett

Oh, it’s been so long since I had an idiot of the day.  So many idiots, so little time.  How does one choose?  Bill Frist is a perennial favorite, as is George Bush.  Jeb Bush is moving up rapidly on the list, as is Bill Clinton, of all people.  I don’t know, maybe during his heart surgery they replaced his heart with a Republican heart.  But no, today’s idiot is Chicago White Sox DH, Carl Everett.

Here’s one of my favorite quotes from his new Maxim interview.  Maxim, yes, that’s the magazine in which a good fundie should be featured.  Anyway, the quote:  “Gays being gay is wrong. Two women can’t produce a baby, two men can’t produce a baby, so it’s not how it’s supposed to be. ... I don’t believe in gay marriages. I don’t believe in being gay.”  Gee, so infertile couples, mustn’t believe in them.  Seniors, can’t be making babies, they shouldn’t exist either.  It’s just wrong, dammit, wrong.  Although, five years ago, Carl Everett, thinker extraordinaire also said that he didn’t believe in dinosaurs…because he’d never seen one and they weren’t in the bible.  Also, Carl apparently plays baseball for “his Lord” - that’s so much better than, say, becoming a doctor for “his Lord” and saving lives and stuff, huh?

Hey Carl, hit one out for Jesus, okay?

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1. Museum.  Where dinosaurs hang out.  Library.  Where you can read about dinosaurs and read books other than the bible.  Outer space.  Not in the bible, and he’s never been there either.  Probably doesn’t exist.

   Celine  on  06/19  at  02:27 AM

2. Oh, you and your crazy logic.

   Flippy  on  06/19  at  02:37 AM

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