Flippy - I Rant, You Read
Monday, October 08, 2007
Hey, San Diego Chargers Fans, You’re Welcome!
I knew exactly what you needed to get Philip Rivers out of his slump. I dropped him from my fantasy football team earlier in the week, to pick up a quarterback who had a bye. I played Jon Kitna, who had an enormous 2.54 points. Of course, he almost looked like a superstar compared to Larry Johnson (yes, that Larry Johnson) who had 1.5 points. It’s been five weeks and Larry Johnson, who started the season ranked #3 in the whole league is now performing at #90. NINETY! My kicker has more points than my superstar running back, and he isn’t even the #1 kicker. My other players are getting injured left & right, and my team, no matter how hard I’ve tried and no matter how good they look on paper, they’re 0-5. Normally, I’d blame myself, but these guys SUCK! Seriously, how can I blame myself when Larry Johnson has yet to score a touchdown this season? My team is so bad that I can’t even settle on what to name them. I think I’m going to change the team name to Witness Protection.
At least the Leafs won on Saturday. Oh, and Marl told me that the Wranglers signed identical twins, Chris & Peter Ferraro. <---They've been playing so long that an article about them appears on an Angelfire site. Remember Angelfire? Oh, and here's a site more about the guys and less about the sad story of Chris’s wife, Jennifer. But, it’s so old that it’s a Tripod site. Remember Tripod? Here’s the latest info from the Las Vegas Wranglers’ website - I like how the webmaster thought to him/herself, “They’re identical twins, let’s save space and only picture one of them. Surely they won’t mind, they’re identical after all.” Anyway, it sounds like they’re pretty good (if a bit long in the tooth) and will add some character to the team.
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