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Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Eat Yogos
Since I often read mommy blogs, I’ve read about Yogos occasionally. I often like what kids like, so I finally caved and bought some Yogos last week. Ugh, these never should’ve been made. First of all, they taste nothing like yogurt and nothing like fruit. They’re nasty. Not only are they nasty, the ingredients show exactly why they taste nothing like fruit OR yogurt, despite their description of “Yogurty covered fruity dots.”
Check out these ingredients: SUGAR, COATING (SUGAR, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED PALM KERNEL AND PALM OIL†, CALCIUM CARBONATE, NONFAT YOGURT POWDER [CULTURED WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, CULTURED SKIM MILK, YOGURT CULTURES; HEAT-TREATED AFTER CULTURING], NONFAT MILK, REDUCED MINERAL WHEY, COLOR ADDED, SOY LECITHIN, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SALT), CORN SYRUP, MODIFIED CORN STARCH, APPLE PUREE CONCENTRATE, CONTAINS TWO PERCENT OR LESS OF WATER, PECTIN, CORNSTARCH, ASCORBIC ACID (VITAMIN C), CITRIC ACID, SODIUM CITRATE, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, MALIC ACID, CARNAUBA WAX, COLOR ADDED, YELLOW #5 LAKE, CARMINE COLOR, YELLOW #6 LAKE, YELLOW #6, BLUE #2 LAKE, BLUE #1 LAKE. The only “fruit” they contain is apple puree concentrate. And that, that is why they taste like, well, nothing found in nature. The concept is good though, little fruit balls covered with yogurt, so why couldn’t they actually put the fruit in them and make them healthy for kids to eat? The first ingredient should be fruit, but it only makes an appearance a little bit before WAX, which is why, like I said, they taste awful.
If your kid likes them, replace them with yogurt covered raisins or fruit roll-ups or something that doesn’t make me gag. At least the first ingredient in my Fruit Roll-Ups Stackerz is grape from concentrate…and the second ingredient is sugar. Heh. Or splurge and get the Stretch Island Fruit Leather - it tastes good AND it’s all fruit. No wax! No artificial colors! No sodium! Now I’m sad, all I have are my fruit roll-ups and I want fruit leather. Damn. At least we bought a big ol’ watermelon. We went grocery shopping at 2am and we were the only customers in the store. It was so nice and peaceful. They turn the lights down, and except for it being hard to see inside what’s on the shelves in the frozen food section, it’s great. Try shopping in the middle of the night sometime.
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That’s funny. They really look like they would be a tasty and healthy product. Anthony was attracted to the packaging and asked for some at the store, but fortunately, it seems, I said no. Thanks for the heads up!
Nancy on 09/04 at 04:54 PM -
I have never heard of Yogos… and usually try not to feed my child wax and artificial colors. I have to admit though that I do let them have a donut from Starbucks from time to time…
Kristine on 09/04 at 08:42 PM -
ahhh…Flippy, ask Helly for the story of our late night Kroger excursions some years back…
Of course we ARE in Jawja - maybe that makes the difference….I had never heard of Yogos and they sound so completely nasty that I sure wouldn’t feed them to my kids if my kids were little and around.
(now Helly’s going to mention the orange juice…just wait!)
mommikeymikey on 09/05 at 11:01 AM -
Good decision for Anthony. Just about every other product is better for him than Yogos. Heck, sugar cubes are probably better for him. At least they don’t have palm oil in them.
Kristine, every kid should be allowed a donut every now and then. I really miss the cupcakes that Starbucks had last year. They were yummy.
Yoohoo, Helly, tell us about the orange juice! And Mikey, Yogos are so gross, you wouldn’t even want to let your adult kids have them. Blurgh. And honestly, I’m not all that picky about my snacks, but I feel I’m doing my friends a disservice if I don’t warn them about Yogos.
Flippy on 09/05 at 08:43 PM
