Monday, August 22, 2005

Being Bobby Brown?

Why would anyone want to be Bobby Brown?  You’d be loud, annoying, drunk, and haggard and be married to loud, annoying, drugged(?) and haggard.  The Atlanta house, very very nice.  The Porsche Cayenne, very very nice.  The rest of it - loud, annoying, gross and never funny.  I can’t believe I wasted my time watching this trainwreck.  But, oh, I did.  I feel dirty, but I just had to see it all with my own two eyes.  This week is the finale where apparently we get to look forward to clips of previous shows where Bobby & Whitney were loud & annoying.  Next, on a very special episode of “Being Bobby Brown”.

I’m still loving Rockstar: INXS.  I’m going to be so disappointed when it’s over.  Same with So You Think You Can Dance?  I just love that breakdancing guy with the spiky hair, Ryan.  He doesn’t have any formal training, yet he rocked the Jive.

Wow, this whole entry is so high-brow.  Wanna hear about the big abscessed bite on Derek’s butt?  That should be right in step with my reality tv watching.  Actually, keep an eye on Leigh-Ann’s blog.  She just took the grossest picture of the wound.  Blech.  I almost couldn’t eat my Hershey’s Milk Chocolate w/ Macadamia Nuts & Toasted Coconut.  Yeah, it was that bad. (update - the permalink to Leigh-Ann’s Derek entry)

Oh wait, one more thing that I’ve been watching a lot - the Little League World Series.  Seriously, watch some of the games on ESPN this week.  The kids are great.  I’m not even watching because one kid has a hot mom.  That’s just a bonus.

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1. I miss out on so much by not having cable.  *sigh*  At least I have Rockstar: INXS.  And Nanny 911.

   moonandsun03  on  08/23  at  08:22 AM

2. Yep…the Bobby Brown from Frank Zappa’s tune “Bobby Brown Goes Down” is much more fun.

   Lyrics can be found here.

   Marina  on  08/23  at  02:14 PM

3. We were watching the Little League World Series in between shopping at our hotel last weekend. The kids are amazing, huh?

   And I have to agree that Bobby and Whitney are freaks. FREAKS.

   Lassa  on  08/23  at  08:43 PM

4. MoonandSun, you are not missing anything if you’re not watching Being Bobby Brown.  Imagine loud and boorish people doing uninteresting things and dancing oddly at inappropriate times.  That’s pretty much the whole show.

   Marina, those are some lyrics.  Whew.  Good ol’ Frank Zappa.

   The LLWS is awesome.  It’s great that they’ve increased the coverage this year.  I think they’ve shown every game.

   Flippy  on  08/24  at  12:34 AM

5. HAAAA.  I LOVE Being Bobby Brown.  LOOOOVE IT.  However, I am laughing so fucking hard at this…“and dancing oddly at inappropriate times” But you see, THAT?  Is why I love it.

   And, the fact that I now know that Bobby dug shit out of Crack Ho’s ass. 

   Ahhhh.  Love it.

   Y  on  08/24  at  09:02 PM

6. They’re gross.  Like meth heads always wanting to hump each other…or kill each other.  Ewwwwww.

   Flippy  on  08/24  at  11:24 PM

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