Sunday, May 28, 2006

Bat Out Of Hell

Leigh-Ann and I were shopping in the deli section of Smith’s when suddenly visions of Helly & Alan’s new trebuchet wedding gift (what? not every wedding weapon gift has to be a set of knives) came to mind.  First, I noticed the meatloaf, but then Leigh-Ann suggested that the meatballs would give them more ammo bang for their buck.

Exhibit A Exhibit B

And what reminded me to actually post this entry?  In today’s Review-Journal, there was an update on the latest overreaction by Las Vegas news stations, “You won’t BELIEVE what the mysterious object was that fell through a medical center’s skylight.”  Well yeah, you would believe it, because it was asphalt, but whatever.  Anyway, in today’s paper were readers’ suggestions about what it could have been.  “George Gayner suggested a huge catapult was used to launch the rock from about 200 feet away from the target. ‘People are building these things and testing them, matter a[sic] fact I have a model one on my desk.’”  Okay, what’s the deal with catapults these days?

Speaking of Meatloaf, watch Meat and Katharine McPhee’s breasts on the American Idol finale.

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1. I think I’m going to pre-order Katherine’s AI single from Amazon.com, just to help her sales.  I despise the song (“My Destiny”) with a passion, but I want to make sure she earns enough money to have those babies lifted and tucked if they ever start to sag.  Keep American beautiful!

   Leigh-Ann  on  05/28  at  04:32 PM

2. Yeah, that’s always the way it goes, story of my life. I get a trebouchet and suddenly everyone realizes they’re cool.  I’m a trendsetter.

   Helly  on  05/28  at  05:10 PM

3. i admit to not watching.  did she win?

   and they are lovely.

   jenB  on  05/29  at  03:46 PM

4. No, Taylor won.  But Katharine will do just fine for herself.

   Didja get your Bar Mitzvah card?

   Flippy  on  05/29  at  09:13 PM

5. 
   I’m glad to hear that I am not the only one who stared at her chest in that dress.

   I felt mildly bad for staring, simply because she is so young…and I’m not…but then I figured she wore the dress so people would stare.

   moonandsun03  on  05/30  at  07:49 AM

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