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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Ballroom Bitch, Ballroom Bitch…

So, tonight was the night for the So You Think You Can DanceRS to work with the choreographers in Los Angeles.  Or, as they say, “Hollywood, the entertainment capital of the world.”  Clearly, these people have never been to actual Hollywood.  Anyway, I immediately detested ballroom choreographer/bitch, Mary Murphy.  She was mean, uptight and judgmental.  The guy with the mohawk, the guy who was doing well in her class, wasn’t acceptable because of his HAIR?  Hey lady, this isn’t a ballroom competition, it’s an all-around dance competition.  She just seemed like she’d be the nasty neighbor who pulls up their nose when they see a kid riding a bike near her house.  Or the person who calls the neighborhood association because she thinks because someone has tattoos or piercings or spiky hair, they’re drug dealers and they’re going to rob her.  I thought at first that I was hating Mia Michaels too, but in a different way.  For one, I wish she’d wash her hair.  But, she was also kind of unnecessarily mean, but she won me over when she took on the Ballroom Bitch to keep Big Poppa.  He’s such a sweet guy that there’s no need to be rude about him, even if you don’t like his dancing.  So, go Mia Michaels!  But, wash your hair!  I really like this show.  It is so much better than I thought it would be.

Speaking of better than I thought it would be - Rockstar: INXS.  I don’t agree with some of the people who have been kicked off (Heather) and some of the people who are still there (Brandon!!! blech), but it’s been really entertaining.  I would buy something by Jordis in a heartbeat.  I would pay to see her in concert.  I’d have her child.  Okay, no, I wouldn’t.  Still, she’s been really fabulous, especially this week.  She also seems nice, and she knew how to handle PsychoJD when he tried to give the Queen song back to her.  She treated him like the deranged child that he seems to be.  My pick to win - Jordis & MiG.  I think they should pick one male and one female.

I’m now going to bed and I’m going to be happy that if there’s a tearful press conference in Toronto tomorrow, I won’t have to see it.  Because, I know for a fact, that it would make me cry.  It shouldn’t.  It has nothing to do with me.  But still, it makes me sad.  More tomorrow, if it happens.

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  1. I’m glad someone else admits to a little crush on Jordis.  She gives me chills.  Heh.  I think she gives my girlfriend chills too.

    moonandsun03  on  08/04  at  10:33 AM
  2. dang, I missed that show!

    Lassa  on  08/04  at  02:34 PM
  3. I completely vote for Jordis.  For the record, does Dave Navarro ever say anything besides “That was your best performance to DATE”?  Because I would seriously pay a quarter, maybe even fifty cents, to see him say “Enh.  It was okay.”  That would be great.

    lis  on  08/04  at  04:51 PM
  4. Dave Navarro is the Paula Abdul of the show, only he’s cuter.  He looks like his skin is soft and smells good.  But yeah, he pretty much plays the nice guy.  I think a couple of times he’s said, “That wasn’t your best performance”, but that’s about it for his harshness.

    I’m off to see if there is anything of Jordis’ we can buy.  Leigh-Ann just bought two Joydrop albums where Tara was the lead singer.  Hey, it’s hard to pass them up when they’re used at $2 each.

    Flippy  on  08/04  at  07:23 PM

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