Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Aw, How Romantic - Domestic Violence On Valentine’s Day

“BRENTWOOD, Tennessee - Tennessee Titans cornerback Samari Rolle was arrested Tuesday for allegedly assaulting his wife on Valentine’s Day, police said. ”

Welcome to my first edition of, “Why Straight People Hets Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Marry and/or Procreate”.  Here, I’ll regale you with snapshots of harmony and bliss in the straight world.  I’m sure they’re all living as God had intended, in heterosexual happiness.  Gay people couldn’t possibly approach this kind of love and happiness in their homes.

An aside, I tried to use the more politically correct term “straight people”, but my template said, “Whoa there, girlie, too many letters iffen you want to add that procreating part.” My template talks.  Jealous?

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