Monday, February 21, 2005

early morning

More Happy Hetero Love

LOOGOOTEE, Ind.—A man shot and killed his estranged wife, his two children and his wife’s boyfriend Sunday, then killed himself…

On that note:  A parental warning on tonight’s episode of The Simpson’s.  They’re goddamned cartoon characters.  Stupid fucking Parents Television Council.

Remember - Gay Marriage = Bad

Monday, February 14, 2005

terribly early in the morning

The Grammy Awards

Clearly, Sunset magazine knew what they were talking about.  I’m old, old as the hills.  I hate all of the new black male artists - they all sound exactly alike to me.  Plus, the attitudes, ick.  I miss Luther.  I hate the rapping - where’s the talent?  Eminem, while I’m not crazy about him, I can hear the talent.  The lyrics, the catchy choruses, etc.  Most of the rest, they just seem to be talking loudly in an odd rhythm.

The Lynyrd Skyrnd stuff bored the crap out of me.  I think Gretchen Wilson is beyond overrated.  On the other hand, I LOVED Joss Stone.  She and Melissa did a great job on the Janis Joplin tribute.  I liked Green Day.  Cute dorky boys.  Marc Anthony always looks like he got up off his deathbed to do a show.  He’s scrawny and sickly looking.  Plus, he’s always sweaty and he looks like he stinks.  Jennifer Lopez looks like she aged about ten years since the big Ben & Jen Barbara Walters interview.

Hmmm, and Ellen with Portia de Rossi.  I wonder how long this one will last.  I like Ellen, but I so wouldn’t want to be in a relationship with her.  I’m sure she, Portia and my girlfriend are all grateful I’ve come to that important decision.

Thursday, February 03, 2005

terribly early in the morning

Idiot of the Day - Parents Television Council

Really, I’d like to honor them with the Idiot of the Day, Lifetime Achievement Award.  Right now, they’re all upset about smutty MTV—yes, I agree MTV is smutty, but when I read stuff like:  The PTC found fault with the teen-targeted network based on an examination of 171 hours of programing that aired the week of March 20 last year, during its annual “Spring Break” celebration. The analysis, contained in a report titled “MTV Smut Peddlers,” spotted 13 sexual scenes per hour in MTV’s reality series, as well as 32 instance of foul language per hour in its music videos., I just picture them counting those sex scenes over and over and over again, if you know what I mean.  I have something to say to the PTC - if you don’t like it, TURN IT OFF.  If the public doesn’t like it, IT WILL BE CANCELLED.  If your views were shared by the rest of the US, THE SMUT WOULDN’T BE THERE.  We want it there.  We want the smut, the homosexuality (hoyay!), the violence, the blood & gore, the stupidity, the bad language.  The stuff we don’t want to watch, like that creepy Touched By An Angel, we change the channel.  Try it.