Tuesday, January 18, 2005

evening

Idiot of the Day, Phi-liminated!

There almost couldn’t have been a more satisfying ending to tonight’s TAR.  Maybe if they’d been so far behind that Phil had to travel somewhere in the middle of the night to rid the show of them.  Goodbye Jonathan & Victoria, you’ve been Phi-liminated.  I’d like to thank Victoria for making the phi joke possible.  The Golden Ratio fan in me appreciates the opportunity.

May reality tv never show this kind of verbal abuse and physical intimidation again. 

I’m sorry I jumped the gun by an hour or so and included Jonathan as my second idiot (or one of four, as it were), but I couldn’t wait any longer.  The window repair people are coming tomorrow and we must prepare for their prying.

early morning

Idiot of the Day - Gary Bettman and Bob Goodenow

Gary Bettman and Bob Goodenow, for being useless at resolving the NHL lockout.  If they don’t hurry up, there won’t be any hockey fans left, then where will they be?  Pickup hockey doesn’t pay its executives much.  Bring me back my Leafs!

Monday, January 17, 2005

evening

Idiot of the Day - George W. Bush

And thus, a series begins…

Our very first Idiot of the Day really deserves so much more than a day, but we’ll start with one day and proceed as will ultimately be necessary.  Yes, you guessed it, our first idiot is George W. Bush and this quote, “Asked why bin Laden was not been captured yet, the president responded, “Because he’s hiding.”

Stay tuned though, because while I don’t get out much, every single time I leave my house, I run across rude people, mean people (really, throwing a beverage at a Starbucks employee because the foam wasn’t right?), stupid people (NV plate - GODSWUS - God’s wuss?) and just annoying circumstances.