Flippy - I Rant, You Read
Thursday, October 23, 2008
the wee hours
Buy 2, Get 1 Free…psych!
Isn’t it awful, the bad apostrophe placement, compounded with the two different fonts on top of each other? What’s even worse, kinda maybe sorta, is that this coupon led drooling cupcake wanters to an empty store. Ha! Joke’s on you, cupcake lovers. However, if you drive up the street a bit, to Farm Road, get thee to the 7-Eleven sign (just when you thought they weren’t going to build any more of them, one shows up almost on your front porch)...then scooch yourself to the left a few doors. All your cupcake needs will be met, and no one will assault you with an extra apostrophe. I can’t swear that the sugar and the cute kid faces (after school and on weekends, maybe) won’t give you that weird salivary gland pain though. But, deal, okay?
the wee hours
Filthy, filthy earworms
I have dirty lyrics of Liz Phair’s cycling through my head. “Rock…me…all…night” “I am looking good and I’m feeling nice. Baby, you’re the best magazine advice. (ack!)” Clearly it’s time to rotate out the Liz Phair cd in the car. It’s kind of funny that when we decided to listen to cds for a while, what got loaded up was the Parents’ Advisory Council’s listening nightmare - P!nk & Liz Phair. I’m generally not a lyric listener, but both Pink & Liz Phair kind of force you to listen to their lyrics. Which reminds me, Leigh-Ann found me the new P!nk album being leaked on MTV. Yay! I’m sure that the rest of you cool kids already knew about The Leak, but it’s new to me.
