Flippy - I Rant, You Read

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

late at night

Weird Things That Are Difficult After Back Surgery

*  Spitting in the sink after brushing your teeth (no bending at the waist)
*  Getting soap out of your butt in the shower (mustn’t have the water hitting your back)
*  Picking things up after you drop them (seems to happen more often now than before surgery)
*  Giving eyedrops to Phoenix (can’t bend down that far)
*  Pouring Keno’s gross water (she likes to put her food in her water dish) into the toilet (no bending, and squatting puts you in the “I’m gonna be sick” position)
*  Can’t shave my legs - YUK! (again, no bending…or having the water hit your back)

terribly early in the morning

Interspecies Play

Tie & Cricket during their daily Greco-Roman wrestling match.