Flippy - I Rant, You Read

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

late evening

Idiot of the Day, Phi-liminated!

There almost couldn’t have been a more satisfying ending to tonight’s TAR.  Maybe if they’d been so far behind that Phil had to travel somewhere in the middle of the night to rid the show of them.  Goodbye Jonathan & Victoria, you’ve been Phi-liminated.  I’d like to thank Victoria for making the phi joke possible.  The Golden Ratio fan in me appreciates the opportunity.

May reality tv never show this kind of verbal abuse and physical intimidation again. 

I’m sorry I jumped the gun by an hour or so and included Jonathan as my second idiot (or one of four, as it were), but I couldn’t wait any longer.  The window repair people are coming tomorrow and we must prepare for their prying.

evening

Idiot of the Day - Gary Bettman and Bob Goodenow

Gary Bettman and Bob Goodenow, for being useless at resolving the NHL lockout.  If they don’t hurry up, there won’t be any hockey fans left, then where will they be?  Pickup hockey doesn’t pay its executives much.  Bring me back my Leafs!