Sunday, March 13, 2005

evening

Idiot of the Day - This Person’s AdSense Ad

Why Loose Your Memory? - sublingualb12.com Yes indeed, why “loose” your memory?  Do you want it to attack someone...or are you just stupid?  (and yes, I delinked it because they misspelled ‘loose” - that annoys me because it’s on MY blog)

early afternoon

The Cold - Day 11

Leigh-Ann is mean!  She complained that I was wasting time in chat rooms and on message boards when I should be writing in my blog about go-go dancers.  Yeah, so they were kind of cool at the Wranglers’ game last night, but I’m still sick and I should be able to write or not write at will.  Hrumph.  The Zooperstars were hilarious, as usual.  I missed Harry Canary, but Pee Wee Geese was a pretty good substitution.

Okay, so I wrote.  Are you happy, missy!?  Now, what’s for dinner?

Saturday, March 12, 2005

early afternoon

The Cold - Day 10

I do believe it’s never going to go away.  This bug is shockingly long lasting.  I feel as though I’ll never be normal again.  Geez, man.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

early evening

Your Curiousity Is Killing You, Admit It

You’re dying to know how my cold is doing, aren’t you?  I’ll have you know that today, finally, I’m resembling human.  Sure, I’m still wheezing like Brenda Vaccaro, but I don’t want to kill myself anymore.  In fact, Leigh-Ann and I actually left the house (yes, yes we did!) to have lunch with Kate & Lori (and I’m so dying to say “Allie") at Todai.  My tastebuds are still stuck on spicy, sweet, salty, but nonetheless, a lovely time was had.  Of course, I feel like I ran a marathon today, so I’m now ready for bed at 9:15p.  I guess we finally found a way to cure us of staying up until 3am - the evil death cold.

Congratulations to Celine for getting into the University of Texas at Arlington!  It’s good to know that she’ll soon be well on her way to a successful life, which will include taking care of us in our old age.  Oh, and Celine, if you’re reading this - banana ketchup.  Yay or nay?

Okay, I really am totally exhausted and going to bed.  Someday I swear I’ll have the energy to rant & rave again.  I know there are idiots out there just waiting for me to write about them.  Don’t worry, I’ll be back...and with a vengeance.  Oh, and those of you looking up Tricia Kean and finding my blog.  Well, just LOL.  And Tricia, if you’re out there...seriously, they’re lovely and I suppose they do distract from the horrible news writing that occurs in this city.  I’m not blaming you, I’m just sayin’...it’s bad.  Poor grammar, EXCITING stories that aren’t, world news that never gets mentioned, etc.  We’re a big city now, we should act like it.  Someone go study the San Francisco news.  Oh wait, they swipe all of their newscasters from Canada, where they educate their children more better.

Okay, I’m wheezin’ on outta here…

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

early morning

“Tylenol Cold Nighttime with Cool Burst” Rocks My Socks

This is the only product so far that has helped me feel even a little better.  I can halfway breathe now.  The nose faucet has turned off.  Granted, I’m still effin’ sick, but I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.