Flippy - I Rant, You Read
Sunday, February 20, 2005
late at night
More Happy Hetero Love
LOOGOOTEE, Ind.—A man shot and killed his estranged wife, his two children and his wife’s boyfriend Sunday, then killed himself…
On that note: A parental warning on tonight’s episode of The Simpson’s. They’re goddamned cartoon characters. Stupid fucking Parents Television Council.
Remember - Gay Marriage = Bad
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
late afternoon
Aw, How Romantic - Domestic Violence On Valentine’s Day
“BRENTWOOD, Tennessee - Tennessee Titans cornerback Samari Rolle was arrested Tuesday for allegedly assaulting his wife on Valentine’s Day, police said. “
Welcome to my first edition of, “Why Straight People Hets Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Marry and/or Procreate”. Here, I’ll regale you with snapshots of harmony and bliss in the straight world. I’m sure they’re all living as God had intended, in heterosexual happiness. Gay people couldn’t possibly approach this kind of love and happiness in their homes.
An aside, I tried to use the more politically correct term “straight people”, but my template said, “Whoa there, girlie, too many letters iffen you want to add that procreating part.” My template talks. Jealous?
